Anonymous asked: Are you real
What have you done to upset her?
I don’t know. I haven’t met her yet!
Still, can’t wait to find out…
whelp… guess we’re going to find out soon
ITS BECAUSE HE LEFT HER RIGHT AFTER THE MARRIAGE!!!!!!!
"I’ll be right back!"
*leaves and doesn’t come back*
"It’s not just the smell, or the unconvincing hair, or the atrocious teeth, or the eyes-just a bit too close together-or the breath that could stun a horse"
can’t imagine what got her hair in a twist
no don’t you guys realize?
he regenerated literally right after this
at the beginning of The End of Time Part 1 he references getting married to Elizabeth 1 between hearing the Ood call for him and actually showing up